Sean Fo - Bass

Spartacus                                       71 BC
Genghis Khan                               1227
Miyamoto Musashi                      1645
Andrew Jackson                           1845
Colonel Harland Sanders           1980

These men may not seem to share much in common.  They are from different places, different eras, and different cultures.   But, without a doubt, they all share one definitive trait; you just need to look hard to find it.  Have you figured it out yet?   Do you need some help?   Alright, here you go-- They all possessed the kick ass soul!  Being the inquisitive Hindu you are, you're probably wondering who is presently in possession of this the badass soul.  Well, look no further! 

In the mid 1980's, I, Sean Fortune, no longer able to wait idley in the womb busted out of my mother, bass in hand, and started rockin' fas' and kickin' ass.  I continued throughout the 80's, 90's, and 00's to kick much ass, but felt a bit lost and without direction.   That was until I found a society of considerable kickers of darie-tare known to you Earthlings as Honeycreeper.  I now roam the earth with these ass-kicking punkadelic funk rock machines kicking all ass that can be found.

Musicians who kick my ass (chronologically backwards):

Colin Greenwood - Radiohead
MCA - Beastie Boys
Les Claypool - Primus / Frog Brigade
Mike Gordon - Phish
Eric Wilson - Sublime
Flea - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Rob Derhak - moe.
Dave Schools - Widespread Panic
Victor Wooten - the Flecktones
Oteil Burbridge - Allman Bros / Aquarium Rescue Unit
Jaco - Weather Report
Will Dog - Ozomatli

Brad Houser - Critters Buggin

Mark Sandman - Morphine

Aston "Family Man" Barrett - The Wailers

Patrick Norman - Rusted Root

Dispatch

Jack Johnson

The Beatles

Mike Post

But I digress.   Once I started listing influences I couldn't stop.   I also apologize to you, gentle Human, for saying the words "Ass" and "Kick" so much, in the above narrative. Thanks for baring with me as I re-learn your ways.