the creeps

Do you like us?  Do you have some free time on your hands? If you answered "YES" to either or both of these questions, you should become a CREEP!

"But my mother always made it seem like being a Creep was a bad thing, so why would I want to become one?" Well, we usually never argue with mothers (because mothers are usually right), but in this case, being a Creep is a good thing, because it's the name of Honeycreeper's Official Promotions Team!

Honeycreeper's Promotions Team basically works like this-

          --You help promote Honeycreeper by spreading the word about us

            (hand out sample CDs, hang fliers, pass out post cards, talk about

            us online, stuff like that)

          --We compensate you with assorted gifts, such as guest passes to our

             shows, T-Shirts, CDs, and even cold hard cash!

Yes, that’s right- you could even earn some money promoting Honeycreeper. You see, the music industry pays huge marketing companies loads of money to “promote” their “acts” to the public. They do it everyday. These huge marketing firms then find cool people (just like you) to promote these “acts” and pay these cool people for the work. So we figured, rather than hiring a company and having to pay them, we’d just cut out the middle man and pay you more, since it is you doing the actual work.

Creeps will also receive top-secret nicknames (so we don’t have to remember your real name), a top-secret decoder ring (to decode top secret messages from the band), a top secret identification button (so others can single you out a beat you up), and so much more!

Still not convinced that being a Creep is the key to eternal contentment? Just read what other people had to say about their life-changing experiences as a Creep:

Biff- Nuclear Physicist- Albany, NY Teammate:

" Being part of the Honeycreeper Promotions Team is the greatest thing I've ever experienced! People always thought I was stoopid. but now that I'm part of the team, all that has changed.  Thanks Honeycreeper!"

Contact us to become a Creep.

Don't hesitate. Contact us now. Resistance is futile.